With tails curled between quivering hindlegs, global dogs beta through omega dare but yap from afar at the big dog, the alpha dog of the planetthe United States. Though their timid whimpering is several yelps short of a purposeful bark, its annoying insistence prompted this non-canine American to stop working, European-like, long enough to compute the global hierarchy of anti-Americanism, the consoling philosophy of the international brotherhood of the green-eyed.
The table to the left, then, ranks anti-Americans in descending order, according to the proprietary Anti-American Index (AAI), which was computed based on data from the World Wide Web. For each country, organization, etc., the volume of its anti-American rhetoric was divided by its Web presence. This yielded a practical measure of each entityís anti-Americanism.
Make of this snapshot index what you will, but keep in mind that the AAI makes an excellent shopping aid. After all, there canít be much quality in goods produced by people who loathe their own customers.
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